what an ass

A man named Jack Ass sued MTV for $10 million, claiming the series 'Jackass' was plagiarizing his name. Jack Ass, formerly known as Bob Craft, changed his name in 1997 to raise awareness for drunk driving, after his brother and friend were killed in a vehicle accident.

LOL.

Jack Ass sounds like a real Ass.

1,I still don't understand how changing your name from Bob Craft to Jack Ass raises awareness about drunk diving.

All it does is make him look like a real ASS.

2, I should change my name to Mc Donalds so I can go sue McDonalds for using my name right?

We should all do that. Change our names and sue companies $10 million.

rawr!

lady gaga or the lion king?

hahahahaha

interesting outfit. could be the next fashion trend.

aaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lee peoy gee, please join!

lim yee lin can as well.

2009

it's not something i can explain well, but so far, this year has been a really eventful year.
there's just something different about it.
so, so many things have happened that makes 2009 a special year.

like,

Obama becoming the first president of the United States.

Michael Jackson's death, which was such a big thing; if you did not know, you are either
living in a cave or living in a jungle. basically, living far, far away from civilization.

my brother getting NS, something that i told him he would get since the programme was first introduced and yeah. he got it.

having a change of wind between my group of friends. acceptable, things don't remain as it is forever. situations change, people change.
as long as we still accept each other as friends, nothing is wrong.
life is actually simple. it's us who complicate it.

being with EngHuat. a very wonderfully awesome person i'm so grateful for and absolutely adore.

completing my first year of uni, which came faster than expected. which is good, cause it means that the third year will come as soon? please let that be true.
but that would mean having to.....find a job.

moving on with the process of life never sounds easy. but heck, if it was easy, everyone would be able to do it.
but still, it is inevitable. so why not suck it up and rock it the best you can?

then there is the death of a person i truly respect.
yasmin ahmad.
if you don't know her, she directed a handful of good malaysian movies.
now how often is it that you hear the word good and malaysian movies in the same sentence?
well, the woman had an absolute flair for simple films that manages to touch the core of the heart.
and it's such a shame for her untimely death, cause she was in the process of completing 2 more movies. 1 of which, she had been keen on for a long time. a real good one, partnered with a japanese company as well.

so. here's what i'm basically getting to.
she passed away at a young age.
there's that malay saying, 'malang tidak berbau.'
life could be long, life could be short.
you could be alive and sitting in the mamak eating roti canai today, you could be in a coffin tomorrow.
it's just so damn...unpredictable.

we've only got 1 life.
is it gonna be a short one? or a long one?
how about making it a good one?

well, yasmin ahmad died but she had accomplished so much in her life and also for the malaysian film industry, regardless if it's recognized or not.

hopefully, i could be the same.
heck. we all could be the same.

go with a Bang!

get it?

ampun!

back in malaysia!
why is it so hazy and hot? can you all please not fart so much! yeelin!
hahaha.
anyways, yeah. now most of you all know already.
you know what i'm talking about la.
so sorry that i tergendala and let you know late.
but hey, better late than never, right?
so anyways,
glad to be back, peeps.
love ya all!

.

"i love you, bitch"


it made my heart feel warm. it felt good.

i love you, bastard.

muahsx5 Hollywood!

a wonderful birthday present......

johnny depp and christian bale together in one film.
woohoo!
God has answered my prayers.
i wonder if it's safe for me to watch it in the cinema cause i might keep making weird orgy sounds while watching it. hahaha

Happy..........

B I R T H D A Y !!!

to this chiq

please ignore those 2 orang tak penting at the side and focus on that hot babe in the middle

The Boob Test

How to test if your boobs are prematurely sagging. (HAHA)

Take a pencil or a pen.
Place it under your boob.
If your boob manages to "grip" the pen/pencil, guess what?

You Got Saggy Boobs.

time to get a better bra =)
quit buying those rm2.50 ones from Giant.

speechless

i wonder how kids with shitty names often feel.
that's why you have people who legally change their name i guess.
but there was one name i heard that day, that took the award for shittiest name.
it's like...what were the parents thinking??
do they deserve a slap? no! they deserve two.

so yeah. the name was....Nobert.
like huh?! what kinda name is that???
but yeah. Nobert. pronounced Noh-Bert.

did his parents intend for their kid to be a loser geek in his life?
i wouldn't even name a donkey Nobert.
poor dude.
it even feels gross saying it!
Nobert Nobert Nobert...

even Robert is bad enough...
Nobert is worse. it is Robert with a runny nose...Nobert.

yeah. shitty name.
same goes for the person who intends to name his daughter Stefunny.
don't!

brilliance

oh gawd, it's probably the most brilliant, beautiful, awesome, amazing thing i have seen in awhile. it's sheer excellence and genius! and the finale...man...awesome awesome awesome!
this is real art.
i can now faint in peace.

ATTENSIONZ

Lee Peoy Gee,
Siew Sze Lyn,
Chan Whay Lyn,
Ameleen Sew and
Ang Wei Sze....!

asai and i was wondering why we don't have a name for our gang.
so we came up with a fabulous name for our gang.
check it out here

http://we-are-matz.blogspot.com/

i'm sure you all will love it.
yes we are all now called MATz, like mat rempit.
nice right?

freakshow

http://www.gutteruncensored.com/2009/05/kimchi-flavored-booth-girls-from-2009.html

some car exhibition show at korea, and the girls posing with the cars.
man...it looked more like an exhibition for botched plastic surgery cause some of the girls really look so damn fake and freaky.
like wth?! is that supposed to be pretty?
i wonder how many babies cried when they saw that messed up nose or somethin...
i'm not being mean. just truthful.
damn...and those poses...
i bet popeye has cuter poses.

dammit.

somehow i didn't realize that this month was "Piss Esther Off Month".
thats the problem about shit.
it doesn't come one at a time.
for some cosmic joke reason, it piles up on you all at the same time and you're left standing there going "what the heck did i do wrong??" to yourself.
like why. Why? WHY?!

think i'm going off my knockers and heading off to the dramatic deep end?,
then test this list out and see if it's anything but pretty.

1, it's exam month. which should be enough to make anyone feel like they're waddling through sewage water in hell.

2, my webcam decided it hates me and doesn't wanna be my friend anymore so it fails to work each time i need it.

3, my sleep pattern has taken a shit turn again, which reduced me to a cranky, moody, sleep deprived, pms, menopausal bitch.
and when i finally manage to fall asleep, i get woken up by some drunk inconsiderate asshole in the building.

4, my phone got barred. cause i didn't pay the bill. i think?!

5, i haven't had a decent meal in weeks cause i've been too busy studying and slaving away for assignments.

6, i got involved in 2 disagreements. 1 that i should be involved in, and another one that i really shouldn't have but got pulled into.

7, i had to write a 30 page screenplay which practically squeezed every creative juice from my brain and then a bitchin' 1500 word essay explaining why i wrote the play. like hello...isn't writing the play enough? why do i have to Explain myself?? like how? "oh i looked at the birds and the flowers and got inspired to write the play"- kinda bullshit?



UGH!

WHAT IS GOING ON?! things better improve or im gonna lose it. lose it as in a 'let's do the cuckoo bird dance' way.


--
on a lighter note, congrats Andy.

Tricia's kid.

a friend from church's son.
his name is Lucas, he's not even 2 yet, but super duper talented.
and absolutely adorable!

it's so amazing that he picked up all this just from watching Dream Theater.
which leads to the next question of why is the kid listening to Dream Theater at such an age??
but then again i'll probably raise my kids on like...incubus or something so it's not really a big deal. haha